I drove to the doctors because of a headache. The car seat was far too forward and I couldn't move it back so driving was incredibly awkward being smooshed into the wheel. And the other cars on the road were glitching out, like a video game with a low frame rate.
I made it somehow without causing a wreck of glitched cars, and went into the office and while waiting around for the doctor it occurred to me that I could probably just take some ibuprofen so I left.
Before getting in my car I look around and there's a neat boardwalk looking area with a hobby store advertising something about Magic The Gathering, but what really catches my attention is behind me are a couple bonfires in a forested parkland area and it's somehow night now and people are playing volleyball and grilling and drinking and having fun.
I wander around for a while, marveling how all of this was here this whole time but I never knew, and eventually I decide to pack up and head home. Except I can't find my car. I can't even find the parking lot my car was in. I can't find the doctor's office, I can't find that hobby store. It feels like I'm losing my mind because everything is so confusing.
What I do find is this massive sprawling semi-enclosed cinder block building that's painted white and I start to check that out, and there's bathrooms and changing rooms. It's neat but now I find I'm lost inside that damned building. It seems like I'm the only one in there but I take a turn and walk in on a topless woman with two perfect moderately sized melons changing out of a bikini. I apologize and leave but she didn't seem to care.
I woke up but I'm still thinking about those perfect tits.
Edit: AI rendition: https://hostux.pics/images/2024/04/14/10000162321c4a9cbc06e25bb3.jpeg
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