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[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Just dig your mom out of the basement freezer and confess to her. Don't leave her out too long though....

[–]Shite_rly_sux[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Oy vey!

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

At this stage her cold, cold heart should not be melted.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

🤣

Well done whichever one of you rascals this is, quality trolling

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

😄

[–]Fourier 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

How didn't you become gay after all this?

[–]Shite_rly_sux[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My bubula would never let me near the boys, so I bully them instead. Look at the monster you made me into, momma!

[–]slte_rly_sux 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Is that you, Ed? Or that dipshit NPC: WrongAgainDumbass?

You got mommy issues?

Eat my shorts, nibba.

[–]Shite_rly_sux[S] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Oy, you schmuk! It's me, Shite_rly_sux! Who the hell are you, nibba?

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Momma please, why won't you touch my peepee!!!!!

You were doing so well until you got up to that sentence.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I know, at that point it just became silly 🤭

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

TROLL HARDER!

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

U guys all rashits

[–]smsfree 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

wtf

[–]blackpoop321 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

To be fair, it's all your mother's fault. In fact, it's all women's fault. If women historically never chose to breed with mean spirited assholes chads, you wouldn't have become a mean spirited asshole.

Most men don't even breed and don't have reproductive rights so whatever hellscape the world ends up being, it's always all women's fault.