i am going back to school.

submitted by chickenz from (self.whatever)

gonna become a certified shoplifter.

the school guarantees to get me a job after gradumating.

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Great programs in California.

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Chicago too.

chicago nigago

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So I guess midnight basketball didn't work out?

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You'll get a cool 52cents per hour working chain gang as a certified prison worker 🤘