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[–]iamonlyoneman 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Seek the help of a psychologist. Even as a joke, this post speaks of an unhealthy mind.

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i sincerely appreciate your concern.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What about the other way around?

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

omg vulptex.. the other way around? are you one of those smoking sexy dominatrixes? omg. i get so many messages from dominatrixes at that bdsm site... but somehow i just cant see myself with a red ball in my mouth and some lady slamming a strap on up my kazoo. but then, i have been a tad irregular, and maybe that might help get things back to normal, lol.

i have seen pictures of what these dominatrixes do... i saw a pic of some lady, she looked about 30 years old, and she had some guy about 90 years old wearing black leather with the ball in his mouth and he was on his hands and knees and she had her black boot on his back.

i just cant see myself doing that.

but maybe if you get me sauced up, who knows?

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No, I meant to ask if liking being on the receiving end speaks of an unhealthy mind.

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it is my opinion that almost everything in this world has some form of a polarity.. a battery has a positive and a negative terminal. the earth has a north and south pole. we have salt and we have pepper. we have up and down. we have left and right. we have hot and cold. we have male and female. and then we have dominance and submission.

we have chocolate and we have vanilla.

of course i am being ridiculous about this.

but, is it healthy to enjoy chocolate and unhealthy to enjoy vanilla?

no, it is simply your preference.

in some situations, i enjoy being slightly submissive.. but in other situations, i can go in the other direction.

it isnt for me to decide which is healthy for you or not.

this is your decision, dont let anyone make that decision for you.

i have marked a date on my calendar on which i will leave this world.

i wish for you a good life.

edward.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Everyone is insane". From one of my therapist gals.

A really nice one, btw. She actually is a lagrange-point of my simulation in more than one dimension.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

How about me too? I'm not a very good slave but can you just keep me tied up all the time? I shouldn't add to the sewage bill either, I can crap wherever you want, and don't even worry about letting me out to piss, just leave me there and make me pee in my pants.

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Hello vulptex,

I rarely pass up an opportunity to chat with a princess.

(832) 604-0701

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Uhh...I hope that's a fake phone number. You really shouldn't be posting stuff like that online.

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

There is an app on the Google play store called TextNow that allows me to select a temporary phone number that can be used for texting and phone calls.

I understand that Google voice does a similar service, bit I am not familiar with how to use that.

Edward

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

...did you just post your real name?

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

my name is edward.

yes, that is my real name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frCnHr1CmDg

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You probably shouldn't be sharing your personal information like that.

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The world is in a sad state when you spend all day in a room with dozens of perfect strangers and you are scared to say what your first name is.

I live in a world of strangers that are afraid of each other.

My best wishes to you in all that you do.

I hope you find what you are looking for.

[–]blackpoop321 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No, I'm Edward now. I just stole your identity.

Edward

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

username checks out.