What is the most ridiculous "sexuality" you've ever heard?

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[–]firebird 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Sapiosexuals, I think they're called. How on Earth do some people think they're special because they want to be with someone they can have intelligent conversations with?

[–]High_and_Lonesome 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

A guy was hitting on me one time and he tole me, "I'm a sapiosexual." I told him, "I, too, only fuck humans."

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Sap the life out of others, more like.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sapiosexuals

From the Latin root "sapien", meaning wise.

Not mind-fuckers, but those sexually attracted to clever people.

TIL I've always been a sapiosexual.

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

pansexuality - just bisexuality with an easter-colored flag

demisexuality - only being attracted to people you have close relations with (basically everyone)

[–]Tarrock 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Those 2 piss me off the most. It's just people trying to be extra special.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

If only they knew they were already considered extra special to most people ... by being delusional in a majority sane world.

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

It's still furries.

It's always furries.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

moon gender (or lunagender) - where you only feel a certain gender depending on the moon phases.

edit: I realize this wasn't a sexuality but I'll leave it up anyway

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And I guess that gender is being a wolf.

[–]haveanicedaytoo 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know what it's called, but the one where people have cute anime boys living in their heads and they are married to the anime boys. (Or anime girls as well?) I guess waifu/husbando?

[–]BiHorror 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Skoliosexual (attraction to trans or NB) and there is another that I couldn't find but is the attraction to INTERSEX people.

[–]InLaymansterms 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wasn’t there a period when the MAPS tried to join LGB? Yeah, fuck that.

In terms of sexuality, only one I really heard of was pansexuality. I’m not cool enough to know what the others are.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

bumpkinism - sexual attraction to clowns or clumsy, unsophisticated people / yokels

coprophilia (aka scatophilia or scat) - sexual arousal and pleasure from feces

coulrophilia - love or sexual attraction to clowns, mimes and jesters ; r/Coulrophilia

paraphilia - intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals (covers all of these others)

teratophilia - sexual attraction to either monsters (such as the Babadook) or to deformed people

[–]High_and_Lonesome 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The Babadook is pretty hot, tho.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

11 of the Most Common Sexual Fetishes
https://www.allure.com/story/common-sexual-fetishes-kinks

50+ Sexual Fetishes You’ve Never Heard Of
https://thoughtcatalog.com/sylvie-quinn/2018/05/sexual-fetishes/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

Looking for a term for orgy or group sex fetish. Couldn't find it. I remain nameless in a crowd.

My fourgy illustration is still on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_sex#Daisy_chain