now you can operate your own "drive thru covid testing and vaccinations franchise"!
our testing method does not shove a stick up your nose, instead we wrap cotton around the end of a broomstick and it goes up the rectum, minimum insertion time: two hours.
our tests are 92% accurate, +/-149%
not licensed for human testing, but may be used on humans, waiver forms available for download.
franchise fee: six bitcoins.
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