"If you can't get my unnecessarily complicated crap to work, then the problem is with you"

submitted by trident765 from (self.programming)

This is the mantra of modern programmers.

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[–]fatman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I half-assed everything for the last 10 years and now I'm unable to understand simple patterns in software that are ubiquitous throughout the industry. I have to bug the actual developers at every step along the way because I can't figure anything out for myself!

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muh patterns

[–]fatman 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Shut up or I'll put you in an abstract factory... with no constructor