Anyone miss when the sun was yellow and a slow 'warm' making outdoors actually feel good?

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The sun used to be friendly and yellow which is why we drew it. We aren't stupid. The sun wasn't as white as today and didn't feel so hot. You can't play outside more then 15 mins without feeling it and by 30 mins you should go in even with sunscreen on you shouldn't be out more then that without taking huge risks. All those 'nude' sun bathers on TV are likely having cancer or will have cancer thru the roof when they are middle age or older and they will be part of the 'Be bumped off' group.

I can only do 15 min doses every few hours when the sun is out and the sky isn't icked out with 'fake' clouds. The fake clouds irritate my skin and make my noise runny,sinus issues,etc so I have to be very careful when I go outside these days. You can't do it casual anymore unless there is cloud cover from an artificially dying storm.

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I miss it when the Addams family used to be called the Adams family, when Mars used to be bigger than Earth, when we used to have polar ice caps, when the Bible used to talk about the lion lying down with the lamb, when Jesus told us to remember the sparrows, when Noah only released a single dove after the flood, when God’s hand used to be higher than Adam’s in Creation of Adam, when Creation of Adam used to be called Creation of Man, when the human heart used to be on the left side, when our eyes didn’t have slits, when days were longer, when Froot Loops used to be called Fruit Loops, when this entire paragraph could be easily dismissed as insanity or science fiction.

Those were the days.

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Wait a minute. It IS a single dove. What are you talking about? And what do you mean days were longer? I think I know what your talkingabout there but can you clarify a bit more?

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Surely you recognize the ravens weren’t there before? We are in days 2/3 as long as classic days, God did promise to shorten the days or no flesh would be saved.