Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts?

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On reddit there is a sub called showerthoughts, but i dont have to many thoughts in the shower, i'm usual washing my self+singing a bit and occasionally spanking my monkey and you can gues my thoughts when doing so. But mostly when i taking a shit it takes a while and my mind starts to drift/wandering about the most crazy stuf, so thats why i created this sub. also because i asked this question (see title) on r/showerthoughts and it was not allowed there because it was self projected or some, 👿 FACK OFF

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[–]Stankmango 2 insightful - 8 fun2 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

occasionally spanking my monkey and you can guess my thoughts when doing so

You're thunking of big burly builders holding you down and giving you the prostate treatment. Right, Snowball?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

ehh, how did you know that?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

ehhh o wait i just translate the whole and ehh NO THANKS, i just stick to chicks

[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (10 children)

I shit in the shower so, no.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (9 children)

Waffle stomp, huh?

[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I don’t touch that shit with my pretty little feet.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

You use your hands?

[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

No silly, a spatula. You want some pancakes?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I prefer crepes.

[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It’s been forever since I had a good crepe. I used to be a waffle guy.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Every good enema kit comes with a shower nozzle replacement you can flush out your ass with so you can have good clean anal porn fun - especially on lots of cocaine that makes you want to do dirty things.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, those enema kits have plenty of attachments.

Enema designers are a creative bunch.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

u/clownowski likes them very much

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🤢

[–]magnora7 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

We actually have a /s/showerthoughts and you won't get banned there.

I think it's the same concept, just maybe a classier way to say it... :P

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

yeh i thought the had here, i prob overlooked it....and ehhh i'm NOT a classy guy i think(if you diddent know yet)🤒

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

There's also /s/CriticalThoughts and /s/C_S_T

Initially I thought Critical Shower Thoughts was a clever way to discuss Holocaust skepticism.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

wtf criticalshowerthoughts😄, when you spank your monkey thinking about ehh extreme stuf like killing yourself?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I didn't say anything about spanking.

I thought "critical shower" was code for gassing Jews in the shower.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yeh thats a good metaphor for it, i diddent think about that

[–]Light_Aura 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Reddit r/showerthoughts is awful

[–]magnora7 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, that's why r/C_S_T exists. But here on saidit we can start again with /s/showerthoughts

[–]Light_Aura 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

also r/mildlyinteresting is shit , as well as other big subreddits

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

i pee in shower so either way

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I read on the crapper. I have a dozen books there for any number of moods I may be in.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

lol, ah old school right, for me its like also a moment of Zen

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Depends on the crap.

Violent diahrea is not Zen to me.

Ass ripping boulder births are not Zen to me.

Average bowel emptying movements are not Zen to me.

I guess it doesn't depend on the crap. None of them are Zen to me.

Worst is the smell that is anything but Zen to me.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

i dont smelll my own shit on toilet-do you? wtf are you eating, maybe you like a vegan dieet🙄🙃, but i like the peace on a toilet its quit, no tv or other elektrical interference just feel/listen to year breath and smell the odor of poo,,,noo jk, i realy dont smel my own shit, i thought that nobody smells his own shit....ps i do shit with the toilet door open, so maybe that makes a big turd/difference+ i do have to shit 3 times in 1 hour after i woke up so, i might aswell enjoy it a bit, mostly i do exercizes aswell, rotating my neck or wrists/body, just to be a bit busy, poo is very strange, if i leave to quick from the toilet thinking i'm done, i have to go again prob after 5 minutes, i think its because we shit the wrong way, we have been shitting for 100.000 of years standing/squatting and now for 100 years we sit down and it is proven that its not good because it blocks your rectum or something, i do have a home improvement SquattyPotty which help a bit, but its still not the same as standing/squatting while taking a dump-ps you diddent expected this much crap about taking a dump right?, but i once had to go at the leg/forrest, so i had to squat while pooing and it was the BEST poo i ever had, i felt SO facking releaved, i felt totally EMPTY

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I don't try to smell it. It just wafts around of it's own free will. I am a free will opportuneshit.

Zen nothingness is not equal to Zen emptiness.

[–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

occasionally spanking my monkey and you can gues my thoughts when doing so.

But mostly when i taking a shit it takes a while and my mind starts to drift/wandering about the most crazy stuf,

You might consider changing up your habits. This can lead to creative breakthroughs.

Avoid tearing down in the shower. Clear your mind.

Offset this urge, by tearing down while you drop a deuce.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I have no shower thoughts because I don't take showers. Or baths.

And I don't use the toilet.

I'm wild man who poops in the woods but I also love my wet wipes.

By woods I mean the public park. I think they're catching on that it's not just a big dog. I'm running out of options.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You dirty dog.
They'll never catch you.

[–]Zombi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Toilet thoughts are less epiphanies and more musings IMO. I think a shower thought is more of a "mind-blown" type of deal whereas a toilet thought would be some interesting idea you might have.

Example:

Archimedes discovering displacement of water after taking a bath would be a shower thought.

That famous Albert Einstein quote about how insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results would be a toilet thought.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I dated a naturapathic doctor. She said a prayer of gratitude before every meal and during every crap. It only lasted a couple years.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Toilet thoughts work for me.

I remember standing at a urinal while having a quasi-flashback as the wall tiles in front of me slowly breathed. This still happens if I zone out n front of repeated patterns.

As this was happening the concept of derivation clicked on my head, and I though "oh shit, that's what they are describing".

The technical descriptions were crap, and it was a "weed out" class.

IMO the descriptions used in mathematics are generally only useful if you already understand the concept.

The education process would be greatly improved if those who teach could expand their minds, and get out if their own heads.

Bonus points if they teach while releiving themselves.