Jason Carswell has risen from the banned!

submitted by LarrySwinger2 from (self.SaidIt)

Here's my submission for the contest where you change the lyrics of a song.

Set to this tune.

Trolls down in /s/IP2 are going crazy

They’re laughing just like hungry dogs in the street

Amelia is hiding behind the skirts of little girls

Her eyes have turned the color of frozen meat

 

No, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

 

Big pharma shills have thrown away their face masks

They chain themselves to the axles of big Mack trucks

/s/all is filled with herds of shivering Saiditors

The fat man laughs, “Gentlemen, start your trucks!”

 

No, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

 

/u/socks!

Jason’s home // No, no, no, no

/u/socks! // No, no, no, no, no, no

Come to Jason // No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

/u/socks! // No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

 

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen from the banned

Jason Carswell has risen

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[–]RightousBob 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Welcome back JC!

[–]Ash 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Great choice of music. Underrated band!

I'm glad that Mr. Carswell is back.

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I know, right? They're one of my favourite bands, and I especially appreciate the quality of their lyrics -- that's an area at which most musicians are only mediocre. I encounter very few people who are familiar with BÖC. Have you heard their album from last year?

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    [–]superfox 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (25 children)

    says the saidit fag mascot.

    [–][deleted]  (24 children)

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      [–]superfox 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (23 children)

      go suck a dick.

      [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (21 children)

      Strike 1 for both of these insults. You will be banned on strike 3.

      [–]superfox 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (20 children)

      hey, guess what dipshit, i have thirty other active accounts on this website.

      you do the math..

      go fuck youself and fuck you and your piece of shit website.

      there, that should be strike seven or eight.

      [–]Node 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      i have thirty other active accounts on this website.

      That is some serious self-ownage.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

      Nope, but this is stike 2.

      [–]superfox 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

      you and your pathetic website deserve to burn.

      there, is that strike three?

      [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

      You've been spamming us for 3 years, you should know the rules by now.

      [–]superfox 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

      fuck your website's rules. dont threaten me. fuck socks. fuck you.

      [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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        [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

        Sniff my farts, coward