Ex-Redditor, i just tested positive for coronavirus.

submitted by PennyShortman from (self.Introductions)

symptoms: 114 degree fever, projectile vomiting, uncontrollable projectile bowel movements.

but dont worry, i am wearing two masks.

:)

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[–]jet199 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I think it's likely it's being spread by people not washing their hands after going to the toilet. Such an easy thing to fix.

[–]mommysexsworker 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

wash my hands after using a toilet? why the fk would i want to do something like that? that sounds like some crazy conspiracy bs.

[–]Antifa 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

According to my local health authority, I died two months ago from the 'roma and I'm still here shitsposting.

[–]ISaidWhatISaid 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Are you taking Vitamin D and Vitamin C?