Is chocolate a salad?
submitted 1 year ago by Gravi from (self.AskSaidIt)
Chocolate is made out of cocoa beans.
Cocoa beans grow on trees.
Cocoa beans are a plant.
Does this make chocolate, technically, a salad?
[–]LarrySwinger2 8 insightful - 10 fun8 insightful - 9 fun9 insightful - 9 fun9 insightful - 10 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
It's almost as salady as your words.
[–]Gravi[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Can you eat them?
[–]jet199 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
More like a sauerkraut because the beans are fermented.
[–]Gravi[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
Sauer-Salaten!
[–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
I've been called that before
[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
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[–]Bonn1770 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
OP is a salad.
[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun - 1 year ago (5 children)
Pretty sure that makes COCAINE a salad too.
Processing is just another form of "tossing". You like your salad tossed?
[–]BISH 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
Cocaine is food you eat with your nose.
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
I'm starving.
[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Reminds me of a movie line where a drug dealer says, "Hey. Come here kid. 8 got something for you."
The child said, "What is it? Candy?"
The dealer replies, "Yeah. It's candy that you smoke in a pipe."
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Sweet.
[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Don't be so saladious.
[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Toss enough salad and you start to lose perspective.
[–]weavilsatemyface 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.
Wisdom in knowing not to put them in fruit salad.
No, chocolate is not a salad, even if chocolate started off as part of a plant.
[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
You are what you eat. You eat plants. You are a salad.
[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Syllogism 101
[–]ShekelPa 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
By this logic, cocaine and weed is also a salad.
[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Only if you toss them....
[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
"I'll allow it!" -Judge Mills Lane
[–]BISH 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Not a salad.
Salad veggie/fruit components are generally unprocessed. Or minimally.
Chocolate isn't cocoa. It's process cocoa and sugar, and other ingredients.
Baking chocolate is mostly chocolate, and it's bitter and nasty. No one eats it.
It's a funny idea though. +3
[–]RottenCorpse 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Yes.
[–]dissidentrhetoric 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
chocolate is like coffee and tobacco, it is a fruit.
[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Is strawberry icing a fruit?
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