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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Please stop i can only get so erect

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🤣💨

[–]jerkwad152 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Others should definitely worry about them. 🙂

[–]DJBadSwagger 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

No, hone your fart skills and you may just become one of the best farters to walk this plane if existence

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

They will call me fartman, people will disperse as I approach in fear and respect of my great gassy superpower, the megafart. Yes!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I respect and fear your great stinky winds

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Your loyalty will be rewarded, less foul one. Bask in muh manly methane of unholiness 🙌

[–]sneako 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I constantly emit small amounts of gas constantly from my anus. I have ibs though

[–]gladiretired 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If they're getting more aromatic, check your blood pressure. There seems to be a link.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Stress related perhaps?

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Eat only Asian food for a week and see if you have the same problem.

Balut, rice, soju, fermented soybeans, chicken etc.

No beer or grains or dairy.

Not that all that shit is bad, but if your body doesn't like it gotta do it in moderation or you'll get the poots.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

A lot of cabbage and broccoli in Asian food. Will this make is better?

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What kind of gay ass white asian food you eating mate?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The noodle kind. Singapore noodles are delicious. I'm not touching tofu or soybeans, that's beta-male food 🤮

[–]TimothyMcFuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Ha ha Jesus Christ

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It's pretty bad. This morning I made coffee and farted for about 5 minutes before it settled down. 😳

[–]TimothyMcFuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You're obsessed with farts and fart in extasy

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oooh!!! 🥹💨💨💨