My bullshit has started to stink
submitted 1 year ago by Hengkongphooey from (self.AskSaidIt)
After a decade of being homeless in california and eating feces my bullshit has started to stink. Ladies avoid me and prostitutes calls the cops when I am near them.
How can I turn my life around? Will buying a mommy from Thailand help?
[–]HongKongPhoney 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
Hey Heng Broney, loving the parody,
But if you wana get Phooey, you gotta go Phoney!
This post ain't classy, it's reeks of jealousy,
Cuz Phooey is the man, and you ain't nothing but a pussy.
🤙
[–]TimothyMcFuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Lord have merey
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