How do you fix bad gas?

submitted by yabbit from (self.AskSaidIt)

I fart all the time.

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CONSCRIPT YABBIT, YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE AND CHERISH YOUR FLATULENCE AS YOU UTILIZE EVERY TOOL AT YOUR DISPOSAL TO DOMINATE AND DESTROY YOUR ENEMY.

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it's a gift. bottle them for later

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Belle Delphine sold her farts in a jar.

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i would buy a yabbit fart

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How much would you pay for a yabbit fart?

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everything

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wbu

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Id pay to not have to be near yabbit's farts

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Gamer Girl Bathwater enema

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Farting is natural and a lot of fun. You can fart in a bag and huff them, blow up a stinky balloon, or just light them on fire and blast off into outer space 🚀.

But if you insist on not having any fun, you can get simethicone pills. You can buy them at the pharmacy, no prescription needed. I think Gas-X is the name brand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simeticone

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I have pretty bad gas. Bread makes it worse. As does broccoli, sprouts, parsnip, potato, pasta, eggs, beans, fruits, vegetables, savory goods, some meats, dairy products, fizzy drinks, cold weather, stress, tight clothing...I fear there is no cure.