Do you think you'd do well in prison? Why/Why not?

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Bonus question: Would you go to prison for a year for 1 billion dollars?

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[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I keep to myself.

And I'm quiet so I can sneak up on the bullies or troons and shank them.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No, I'm far too pretty. No prison for me

[–]GreenScreen 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If I identified as a woman beforehand and was sent to a women's prison then I'd fancy my chances of doing well.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

f a n c y

[–]raven9 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I'd do it for a fraction of that.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

What is the lowest amount of money you're willing to be paid to go to prison for 1 year?

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Anyone would be a fool to not go for more than twice thier income.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed.

[–]raven9 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I would do it for $250,000 cash.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fair enough.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Home prison for a billion? Count me in.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All hail /u/TheRealPanzer! Your good deed will not be forgotten!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'd do it for a lot less. Hell, people do it and have to pay. Jail isn't so bad, you meet a lot of interesting people.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you meet a lot of interesting people.

That's not a bad idea! Who needs meetup.com anyway?

[–]asterias 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

1 billion? I wouldn't mind at all. We are living in a prison anyway.

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have ibs so I think so. But I'm fucking small as fuck so I'd get my shit wrecked for sure