HOW MANY STRIKES DO I HAVE IN THIS FORUM RIGHT EXACTLY NOW?

submitted by humancorpse from (self.AskSaidIt)

/u/d3rr

cuz i only have about 45 preregistered and aged usernames set aside..

i am tripping.

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[–]mahavishnunj 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

6 hundred and sixty six

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

i do not know how to respond to that.

[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

by bending over and taking 6 hundred and sixty 7

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

have you been talking to jason?

[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

yes, and im still on strike 6 hundred 53, so i have catching up to do.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

it is never too late.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (20 children)

you have 1 strike on this account. also mentions in posts don't work :/

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

i really need to be able to get ahold of you day or night holidays included.

what if i have an emergency?

dont leave me alone for any reason.

i have access to sharp objects.

fyi, i have spent time in padded cells while naked... for real.. months at a time..

i remember my first stint... about two months.. they wouldnt even let me have a plastic spoon..

the only activity that i could do in there was to stand up or sit down or lay down.. and i was also able to shit and pee.

do not eat the poop, but you can drink the pee.

guess what? jason wants to have my baby.

/u/jasoncarswell

/u/d3rr

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

i'll be your everything for $8k/mo, 1 year minimum

[–]Node 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

That sounds like a bargain for the right person. Remember, if you don't ask for the moon, you won't get it.

[–]humancorpse[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

omg, you are just another sugar baby.

$8k per month? oooh.. omg.. you prolly give a full service treatment.

http://secretbenefits.com

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Bargain. Not even 6 figures.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

What will you do for $2?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

give you 1,000,000 karma points

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Did you hear Reddit is talking about turning all their karma points into crypto like they do in r/cryptocurrency. I guess that's why they partnered with SOL (which is tanking like all crypto rn, yikes). That'll be interesting to see how that affects bots and vote manipulation.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

hahhaa no, i hadn't heard that. it sounds terrible like Jack Dorsey thinking he's gonna do some libertarian shit with Twitter. i saw steemIt. if you incentivize posting with crypto, you are begging for lowest common denominator shit posts and reposts.

i am into crypto tipping though. where a goddamn crypto tipping widget? crypto has failed everyone, I hate it. All I can buy with crypto is my nicotine juice.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

All I can buy with crypto is my nicotine juice.

I have an Uphold credit card, let's me spend crypto from that exchange, and by switching to crypto some things end up costing drastically less as long as crypto is increasing, and if it's not it becomes a tax write off and you can always rebuy at that price level.

It takes some thinking, but it can be a better way to spend money. I just saved 30% on a buy last week thanks to that card and the vagaries of the market. Plus 2% crypto back.

Not trying to advertise Uphold, they just had one of the cheapest cards with no fees or annoying small print.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

so many catches. these banker motherfuckers have it all figured out.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

WATCH YOU GOD DAMMED MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE HERE.

THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

PAKISTANI FAGGOT.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I've been without my clothes naked in all sorts of situations, including like your scenario without the pads - but for the most part of my situations were primarily good. I'd show you some Polaroids... but the rules.

I don't want your baby. I want the adrenochrome and the blood from your baby, but maybe after a photo/video shoot or few. Depends how sexy it is.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Too many.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My credit bureau says I am a drug dealer.

Really