What would you think about a sub called s/BabyNames where you name any poops you are particularly proud of

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Maybe it's got girth, maybe it's a clean burn, maybe it's long like a snake, maybe you didn't know how that all fit inside you and if it was going to flush.

You can be like: I call this one George.

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[–]tomatosplat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had 'Curly Scuffy' this morning. Too lazy to clean my toilet bowl, so the remnants of Curly are still there. Is that wrong? (Preface, I have no girlfriend, nobody comes over, I clean on mondays...)

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    Two "maybes."

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    As a bonus, you can let all sorts of parents know you like their child's name so much that you once bestowed it upon poop.

    [–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    congrats. retard

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'll put you down as a "maybe."

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

    I think saidit needs more users, not more subs. I've heard a front page filled with cats can lure users, but this feels too crazy to try.

    A front page filled with poops may have the reverse effect. Most people don't like playing with feces. I think.

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      How unfortunate. Well, feces are rumored to be a good source of deadly diseases, so the problem, hopefully, will fix itself.

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        I know some scavenger birds cover themselves in poop for mating rituals. To show off the strength of their immunity. I hope humans don't go this way. Mother Nature seems more generous with extinction than with evolution.

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          To lure trans people and farm drama? Drama is good for attracting users, but it usually attracts the chaotic type. A sudden influx of crazies may break magnamora.

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            Watch your attitude, you may end up locked in s/burning_stake after losing a trial. They can edit your comments to look like screams.