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Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free

5 days ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Kim Jong-un’s grip on power in peril after just 99.91% voted for his party /s

7 days ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Man didn’t know he had chopsticks lodged in his brain for five months

8 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Joe Lycett pulls off best stunt yet to highlight huge poo problem

11 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Mystery after doctors find live fly buzzing around inside man’s intestines

11 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Unbelievably, doctors are having to warn people not to try DIY poop implants

12 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Utterly grim 1kg ball of wax Babybel addict made out of cheese’s skin

12 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Scientists: Sex toys cause diabetes because plastic

15 days ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Plane has to make an emergency diversion because of a loose horse

22 days ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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TIL about a newly discovered bug called Loncovilius edwardsianus which has a penis shaped like a bottle opener

22 days ago by [deleted] to /s/TIL from (metro.co.uk)

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Air Force officer goes public with terrifying UFO encounter – ‘It’s coming right for us’

26 days ago by [deleted] to /s/conspiracy from (metro.co.uk)

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Amouranth wants to sell you beer made from her vaginal yeast

27 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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You’ll never want to sit on a Tube train again thanks to this gross TikTok trend

27 days ago by [deleted] to /s/videos from (metro.co.uk)

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Another Teenager Dies after Cardiac Arrest, 5k Run

28 days ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Low-flying helicopter sparks massive crocodile orgy in Australia

29 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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The Proportionate Response Now Amounts to 3900 Children Dead Since Oct 7th

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Woman gets sex toy lodged inside her during sex with ‘friend with benefits’

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Meat should have warning labels like cigarette packets, say scientists

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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City at ‘civil war’ for years over who can play Celine Dion the loudest

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Over 500,000 protesters shut down London to demand ceasefire in Gaza

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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Woman returns from holiday to find her house has been demolished by accident

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Mum says result of gender reveal was so traumatic she needed therapy

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Catholic priest goes on rampage stomping on 'satanic' pumpkins carved by children

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Pictures of six people behind homophobic attack on gay couple released

1 month ago by jet199 to /s/Crime from (metro.co.uk)

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Man ‘pretended to be a mannequin’ in shop window before ‘stealing jewellery’

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Mum died during competition to get as many marshmallows in her mouth as possible

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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EasyJet flight to Gatwick cancelled after passenger ‘pooed on the toilet floor’

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)

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Airline had to put on extra flight for sumo wrestlers as it was too heavy to fly

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Man dives into river and fights off kangaroo ‘drowning’ his dog

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Action Against Hunger Charity Pushing to Eat Insects

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Brits told to avoid all non-essential travel to Brussels after terror attack - Cultural Enrichment Intensifies

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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Teacher accidentally showed Winnie-the-Pooh slasher film to class of nine-year-olds

1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)

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American tourist ‘smashed Roman statues that offended his religious sensibilities’

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Women in tech conference gatecrashed by men claiming to be non-binary

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Huge McDonald’s order delivered to court where Trump sits in fraud trial

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)

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Hero train passenger tells man to stop touching groin in front of teenage girls

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/videos from (metro.co.uk)

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Sheep start behaving strangely after eating 100kg of cannabis in greenhouse

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Woman sues Disney World for ‘serious wedgie’ on waterslide

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Spider venom that causes prolonged, painful erections could be the next Viagra

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Chucky ‘demon doll’ arrested for ‘scaring people and demanding cash’

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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YouTube suspends Russell Brand’s channel revenues

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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TIL about the Dog-Fox hybrids found wild in Brazil

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/TIL from (metro.co.uk)

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Hikers spot mysterious spear-wielding ‘wolf man’ in German mountains

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Even though she apologized for criticising puberty blockers, Róisín Murphy’s record label Ninja Tune will donate new album proceeds to transgender charities

3 months ago by xoenix to /s/TumblrInAction from (metro.co.uk)

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Woman fined for fighting back too much against a man who sexually assaulted her

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Brave farmer pictured running through Greece wildfires to save his animals

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/wholesome from (metro.co.uk)

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Boy, 8, and mum reported to authorities for lemonade stand

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Paris riots live: 24 arrested amid French demonstrations after 17-year-old is shot dead by police in Nanterre

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/PoliceMisconduct from (metro.co.uk)

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2,000-year-old painting could be clue to world’s first ‘pizza’

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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First they came for Gibraltar, now the UK: What’s causing killer whales to attack?

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/environment from (metro.co.uk)

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A man was surprised to learn that his family’s ‘poop knife’ was not normal

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Late flight passenger’s day gets even worse when he tries to climb gangway – and falls

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Man fakes own death and turns up at funeral in helicopter to prank family

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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A bunch of Nazi's found dead in Ukraine following bombings at Nova Kakhova dam

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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Seagulls go insane trying to steal chips through car windscreen

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Good Morning Britain viewers gobsmacked as guest appears on live television completely naked to defend nude sunbathing

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Abandoned fox cub found with note saying ‘my mum died – help me’ on Greggs Bakery bag 🥺

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Friends’ £3,500 ‘holiday from hell’ after poo found in pool three times

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Almost 1,500 Kyles travel to Kyle for world’s biggest gathering of Kyles

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Cambodian man torn apart by 40 crocodiles after being dragged into enclosure 😮

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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Facebook owner Meta hit with record £1,043,744,000 fine for mishandling user data

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/technology from (metro.co.uk)

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Man has used leaves instead of loo roll for 5 years – and he loves it

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/offbeat from (metro.co.uk)

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Everyone with a vagina queefs, don’t worry about it

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Woman shouted ‘kill all the Muslims’ and threatened to take out gun on train

7 months ago by divingrightintowork to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from (metro.co.uk)

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THOT gets paid to burp in a bag

7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Moose on the loose casually tucks into popcorn after sneaking into cinema

7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Cruise ship crew ‘left dead passenger to rot inside drinks cooler’

7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Bless his heart but Prince Harry has to ‘sit 10 rows behind’ other royals at coronation

7 months ago by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from (metro.co.uk)

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Tiny lamb found in back of a car alongside £10,000-worth of drugs

7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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Eco assholes planning to throw rape alarms at King’s horses during coronation

7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/politics from (metro.co.uk)

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Raccoon robbers with perfect natural ‘mask’ broke into bank to try and steal cookies

7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Pidgin Stuck on Roof Rescued by Firefighter Crews From Two Stations

7 months ago by EvilDed to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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Man ‘stole 67 pieces of underwear’ to hang on his ‘masturbation tree’

7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Rapper and actor Lil Dicky gets real about living with a small penis and how he was born with it ‘tangled and like a corkscrew’

7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Man thinks he’s seen a doughnut UFO above Dudley – 10 years after the ‘Dudley Dorito’

7 months ago by EvilDed to /s/conspiracy from (metro.co.uk)

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Pet raccoon spends his days riding a boat and hanging out with a golden retriever

8 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Video: BBC airs HD footage of two slugs going at it and intertwining their giant penises

8 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Tennessee Criminalizes Drag Shows

9 months ago by chottohen to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Psychic reveals how he found body of missing mum Nicola Bulley

9 months ago by jet199 to /s/England from (metro.co.uk)

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Original Wednesday Addams star Lisa Loring dies aged 64 after suffering ‘serious stroke’

10 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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The Yardbirds founding guitarist Anthony Topham dies aged 75

10 months ago by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from (metro.co.uk)

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Dr Ranj urges British Curry Awards to ‘do better’ after lack of Asian representation and ‘racist’ joke

1 year ago by jet199 to /s/SocialJusticeInAction from (metro.co.uk)

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Man finds whopping frozen chip the size of a fork

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Video: Woman caught at airport carrying her boyfriend's ashes in a butt plug

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Amazon becomes first company in history to lose $1,000,000,000,000

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/finance from (metro.co.uk)

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Blind man used voice activation technology to help him watch child abuse videos

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Couple on £84,000-a-year benefits let girl sleep covered in poo next to dead dog

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Mum who mowed down bus driver in Tesco car park spared jail to look after her children

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

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Police officers carry out huge drug bust ‘disguised’ as The Avengers

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Girl, 14, cuts lip after ‘razor blade inserted inside Curly Wurly’ in Halloween prank

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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Bear ripped toddler’s arm off after she put it through fence at zoo

1 year ago by Zapped to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

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Scientists develop new lethal Covid strain that would kill 80% of people infected

1 year ago by jet199 to /s/Coronavirus from (metro.co.uk)

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Seagull takes menacing selfie after woman leaves phone recording on beach

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Forcing workers to turn cameras on for Zoom calls ‘breaches human rights’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/Europe from (metro.co.uk)

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Wardrobe crushed woman to death ‘when she mistook it for toilet door in night’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

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Ex-gangster’s pet peacock is raising hell in his neighbourhood

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Seagull left a sticky mess after diving beak-first into bin of jam and custard

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

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Chaos as Putin cancels big speech ‘set to announce escalation of Ukraine war’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/politics from (metro.co.uk)

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Episode of children’s show Bluey ‘banned’ in the US ‘because character farted’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/censorship from (metro.co.uk)

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