Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free
5 days ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Kim Jong-un’s grip on power in peril after just 99.91% voted for his party /s
7 days ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Man didn’t know he had chopsticks lodged in his brain for five months
8 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Joe Lycett pulls off best stunt yet to highlight huge poo problem
11 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Mystery after doctors find live fly buzzing around inside man’s intestines
Unbelievably, doctors are having to warn people not to try DIY poop implants
12 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Utterly grim 1kg ball of wax Babybel addict made out of cheese’s skin
Scientists: Sex toys cause diabetes because plastic
15 days ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Plane has to make an emergency diversion because of a loose horse
22 days ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
TIL about a newly discovered bug called Loncovilius edwardsianus which has a penis shaped like a bottle opener
22 days ago by [deleted] to /s/TIL from (metro.co.uk)
Air Force officer goes public with terrifying UFO encounter – ‘It’s coming right for us’
26 days ago by [deleted] to /s/conspiracy from (metro.co.uk)
Amouranth wants to sell you beer made from her vaginal yeast
27 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
You’ll never want to sit on a Tube train again thanks to this gross TikTok trend
27 days ago by [deleted] to /s/videos from (metro.co.uk)
Another Teenager Dies after Cardiac Arrest, 5k Run
28 days ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Low-flying helicopter sparks massive crocodile orgy in Australia
29 days ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
The Proportionate Response Now Amounts to 3900 Children Dead Since Oct 7th
1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Woman gets sex toy lodged inside her during sex with ‘friend with benefits’
Meat should have warning labels like cigarette packets, say scientists
1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
City at ‘civil war’ for years over who can play Celine Dion the loudest
1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Over 500,000 protesters shut down London to demand ceasefire in Gaza
1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Woman returns from holiday to find her house has been demolished by accident
Mum says result of gender reveal was so traumatic she needed therapy
Catholic priest goes on rampage stomping on 'satanic' pumpkins carved by children
Pictures of six people behind homophobic attack on gay couple released
1 month ago by jet199 to /s/Crime from (metro.co.uk)
Man ‘pretended to be a mannequin’ in shop window before ‘stealing jewellery’
Mum died during competition to get as many marshmallows in her mouth as possible
EasyJet flight to Gatwick cancelled after passenger ‘pooed on the toilet floor’
1 month ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)
Airline had to put on extra flight for sumo wrestlers as it was too heavy to fly
Man dives into river and fights off kangaroo ‘drowning’ his dog
Action Against Hunger Charity Pushing to Eat Insects
Brits told to avoid all non-essential travel to Brussels after terror attack - Cultural Enrichment Intensifies
Teacher accidentally showed Winnie-the-Pooh slasher film to class of nine-year-olds
American tourist ‘smashed Roman statues that offended his religious sensibilities’
2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Women in tech conference gatecrashed by men claiming to be non-binary
2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Huge McDonald’s order delivered to court where Trump sits in fraud trial
2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)
Hero train passenger tells man to stop touching groin in front of teenage girls
2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/videos from (metro.co.uk)
Sheep start behaving strangely after eating 100kg of cannabis in greenhouse
2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Woman sues Disney World for ‘serious wedgie’ on waterslide
Spider venom that causes prolonged, painful erections could be the next Viagra
Chucky ‘demon doll’ arrested for ‘scaring people and demanding cash’
YouTube suspends Russell Brand’s channel revenues
TIL about the Dog-Fox hybrids found wild in Brazil
2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/TIL from (metro.co.uk)
Hikers spot mysterious spear-wielding ‘wolf man’ in German mountains
Even though she apologized for criticising puberty blockers, Róisín Murphy’s record label Ninja Tune will donate new album proceeds to transgender charities
3 months ago by xoenix to /s/TumblrInAction from (metro.co.uk)
Woman fined for fighting back too much against a man who sexually assaulted her
3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Brave farmer pictured running through Greece wildfires to save his animals
3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/wholesome from (metro.co.uk)
Boy, 8, and mum reported to authorities for lemonade stand
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Paris riots live: 24 arrested amid French demonstrations after 17-year-old is shot dead by police in Nanterre
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/PoliceMisconduct from (metro.co.uk)
2,000-year-old painting could be clue to world’s first ‘pizza’
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
First they came for Gibraltar, now the UK: What’s causing killer whales to attack?
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/environment from (metro.co.uk)
A man was surprised to learn that his family’s ‘poop knife’ was not normal
Late flight passenger’s day gets even worse when he tries to climb gangway – and falls
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Man fakes own death and turns up at funeral in helicopter to prank family
A bunch of Nazi's found dead in Ukraine following bombings at Nova Kakhova dam
Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Seagulls go insane trying to steal chips through car windscreen
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Good Morning Britain viewers gobsmacked as guest appears on live television completely naked to defend nude sunbathing
Abandoned fox cub found with note saying ‘my mum died – help me’ on Greggs Bakery bag 🥺
Friends’ £3,500 ‘holiday from hell’ after poo found in pool three times
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Almost 1,500 Kyles travel to Kyle for world’s biggest gathering of Kyles
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Cambodian man torn apart by 40 crocodiles after being dragged into enclosure 😮
Facebook owner Meta hit with record £1,043,744,000 fine for mishandling user data
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/technology from (metro.co.uk)
Man has used leaves instead of loo roll for 5 years – and he loves it
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/offbeat from (metro.co.uk)
Everyone with a vagina queefs, don’t worry about it
Woman shouted ‘kill all the Muslims’ and threatened to take out gun on train
7 months ago by divingrightintowork to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from (metro.co.uk)
THOT gets paid to burp in a bag
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Moose on the loose casually tucks into popcorn after sneaking into cinema
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Cruise ship crew ‘left dead passenger to rot inside drinks cooler’
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Bless his heart but Prince Harry has to ‘sit 10 rows behind’ other royals at coronation
7 months ago by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from (metro.co.uk)
Tiny lamb found in back of a car alongside £10,000-worth of drugs
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Eco assholes planning to throw rape alarms at King’s horses during coronation
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/politics from (metro.co.uk)
Raccoon robbers with perfect natural ‘mask’ broke into bank to try and steal cookies
Pidgin Stuck on Roof Rescued by Firefighter Crews From Two Stations
7 months ago by EvilDed to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Man ‘stole 67 pieces of underwear’ to hang on his ‘masturbation tree’
Rapper and actor Lil Dicky gets real about living with a small penis and how he was born with it ‘tangled and like a corkscrew’
Man thinks he’s seen a doughnut UFO above Dudley – 10 years after the ‘Dudley Dorito’
7 months ago by EvilDed to /s/conspiracy from (metro.co.uk)
Pet raccoon spends his days riding a boat and hanging out with a golden retriever
8 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Video: BBC airs HD footage of two slugs going at it and intertwining their giant penises
8 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Tennessee Criminalizes Drag Shows
9 months ago by chottohen to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Psychic reveals how he found body of missing mum Nicola Bulley
9 months ago by jet199 to /s/England from (metro.co.uk)
Original Wednesday Addams star Lisa Loring dies aged 64 after suffering ‘serious stroke’
10 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
The Yardbirds founding guitarist Anthony Topham dies aged 75
10 months ago by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from (metro.co.uk)
Dr Ranj urges British Curry Awards to ‘do better’ after lack of Asian representation and ‘racist’ joke
1 year ago by jet199 to /s/SocialJusticeInAction from (metro.co.uk)
Man finds whopping frozen chip the size of a fork
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Video: Woman caught at airport carrying her boyfriend's ashes in a butt plug
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Amazon becomes first company in history to lose $1,000,000,000,000
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/finance from (metro.co.uk)
Blind man used voice activation technology to help him watch child abuse videos
Couple on £84,000-a-year benefits let girl sleep covered in poo next to dead dog
Mum who mowed down bus driver in Tesco car park spared jail to look after her children
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Police officers carry out huge drug bust ‘disguised’ as The Avengers
Girl, 14, cuts lip after ‘razor blade inserted inside Curly Wurly’ in Halloween prank
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Bear ripped toddler’s arm off after she put it through fence at zoo
1 year ago by Zapped to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Scientists develop new lethal Covid strain that would kill 80% of people infected
1 year ago by jet199 to /s/Coronavirus from (metro.co.uk)
Seagull takes menacing selfie after woman leaves phone recording on beach
Forcing workers to turn cameras on for Zoom calls ‘breaches human rights’
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/Europe from (metro.co.uk)
Wardrobe crushed woman to death ‘when she mistook it for toilet door in night’
Ex-gangster’s pet peacock is raising hell in his neighbourhood
Seagull left a sticky mess after diving beak-first into bin of jam and custard
Chaos as Putin cancels big speech ‘set to announce escalation of Ukraine war’
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/politics from (metro.co.uk)
Episode of children’s show Bluey ‘banned’ in the US ‘because character farted’
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/censorship from (metro.co.uk)
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