Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Kim Jong-un’s grip on power in peril after just 99.91% voted for his party /s

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Man didn’t know he had chopsticks lodged in his brain for five months

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Joe Lycett pulls off best stunt yet to highlight huge poo problem

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Mystery after doctors find live fly buzzing around inside man’s intestines

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Unbelievably, doctors are having to warn people not to try DIY poop implants

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Utterly grim 1kg ball of wax Babybel addict made out of cheese’s skin

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Scientists: Sex toys cause diabetes because plastic

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Plane has to make an emergency diversion because of a loose horse

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

TIL about a newly discovered bug called Loncovilius edwardsianus which has a penis shaped like a bottle opener

by [deleted] to /s/TIL from (metro.co.uk)

Air Force officer goes public with terrifying UFO encounter – ‘It’s coming right for us’

by [deleted] to /s/conspiracy from (metro.co.uk)

Amouranth wants to sell you beer made from her vaginal yeast

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

You’ll never want to sit on a Tube train again thanks to this gross TikTok trend

by [deleted] to /s/videos from (metro.co.uk)

Another Teenager Dies after Cardiac Arrest, 5k Run

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Low-flying helicopter sparks massive crocodile orgy in Australia

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

The Proportionate Response Now Amounts to 3900 Children Dead Since Oct 7th

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Woman gets sex toy lodged inside her during sex with ‘friend with benefits’

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Meat should have warning labels like cigarette packets, say scientists

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

City at ‘civil war’ for years over who can play Celine Dion the loudest

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Over 500,000 protesters shut down London to demand ceasefire in Gaza

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

Woman returns from holiday to find her house has been demolished by accident

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Mum says result of gender reveal was so traumatic she needed therapy

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Catholic priest goes on rampage stomping on 'satanic' pumpkins carved by children

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Pictures of six people behind homophobic attack on gay couple released

by jet199 to /s/Crime from (metro.co.uk)

Man ‘pretended to be a mannequin’ in shop window before ‘stealing jewellery’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Mum died during competition to get as many marshmallows in her mouth as possible

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

EasyJet flight to Gatwick cancelled after passenger ‘pooed on the toilet floor’

by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)

Airline had to put on extra flight for sumo wrestlers as it was too heavy to fly

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Man dives into river and fights off kangaroo ‘drowning’ his dog

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Action Against Hunger Charity Pushing to Eat Insects

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Brits told to avoid all non-essential travel to Brussels after terror attack - Cultural Enrichment Intensifies

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

Teacher accidentally showed Winnie-the-Pooh slasher film to class of nine-year-olds

by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)

American tourist ‘smashed Roman statues that offended his religious sensibilities’

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Women in tech conference gatecrashed by men claiming to be non-binary

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Huge McDonald’s order delivered to court where Trump sits in fraud trial

by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)

Hero train passenger tells man to stop touching groin in front of teenage girls

by [deleted] to /s/videos from (metro.co.uk)

Sheep start behaving strangely after eating 100kg of cannabis in greenhouse

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Woman sues Disney World for ‘serious wedgie’ on waterslide

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Spider venom that causes prolonged, painful erections could be the next Viagra

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Chucky ‘demon doll’ arrested for ‘scaring people and demanding cash’

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

YouTube suspends Russell Brand’s channel revenues

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

TIL about the Dog-Fox hybrids found wild in Brazil

by [deleted] to /s/TIL from (metro.co.uk)

Hikers spot mysterious spear-wielding ‘wolf man’ in German mountains

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Even though she apologized for criticising puberty blockers, Róisín Murphy’s record label Ninja Tune will donate new album proceeds to transgender charities

by xoenix to /s/TumblrInAction from (metro.co.uk)

Woman fined for fighting back too much against a man who sexually assaulted her

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Brave farmer pictured running through Greece wildfires to save his animals

by [deleted] to /s/wholesome from (metro.co.uk)

Boy, 8, and mum reported to authorities for lemonade stand

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Paris riots live: 24 arrested amid French demonstrations after 17-year-old is shot dead by police in Nanterre

by [deleted] to /s/PoliceMisconduct from (metro.co.uk)

2,000-year-old painting could be clue to world’s first ‘pizza’

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

First they came for Gibraltar, now the UK: What’s causing killer whales to attack?

by [deleted] to /s/environment from (metro.co.uk)

A man was surprised to learn that his family’s ‘poop knife’ was not normal

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Late flight passenger’s day gets even worse when he tries to climb gangway – and falls

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Man fakes own death and turns up at funeral in helicopter to prank family

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

A bunch of Nazi's found dead in Ukraine following bombings at Nova Kakhova dam

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

Seagulls go insane trying to steal chips through car windscreen

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Good Morning Britain viewers gobsmacked as guest appears on live television completely naked to defend nude sunbathing

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Abandoned fox cub found with note saying ‘my mum died – help me’ on Greggs Bakery bag 🥺

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Friends’ £3,500 ‘holiday from hell’ after poo found in pool three times

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Almost 1,500 Kyles travel to Kyle for world’s biggest gathering of Kyles

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Cambodian man torn apart by 40 crocodiles after being dragged into enclosure 😮

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

Facebook owner Meta hit with record £1,043,744,000 fine for mishandling user data

by [deleted] to /s/technology from (metro.co.uk)

Man has used leaves instead of loo roll for 5 years – and he loves it

by [deleted] to /s/offbeat from (metro.co.uk)

Everyone with a vagina queefs, don’t worry about it

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Woman shouted ‘kill all the Muslims’ and threatened to take out gun on train

by divingrightintowork to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from (metro.co.uk)

THOT gets paid to burp in a bag

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Moose on the loose casually tucks into popcorn after sneaking into cinema

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Cruise ship crew ‘left dead passenger to rot inside drinks cooler’

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Bless his heart but Prince Harry has to ‘sit 10 rows behind’ other royals at coronation

by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from (metro.co.uk)

Tiny lamb found in back of a car alongside £10,000-worth of drugs

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

Eco assholes planning to throw rape alarms at King’s horses during coronation

by [deleted] to /s/politics from (metro.co.uk)

Raccoon robbers with perfect natural ‘mask’ broke into bank to try and steal cookies

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Pidgin Stuck on Roof Rescued by Firefighter Crews From Two Stations

by EvilDed to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

Man ‘stole 67 pieces of underwear’ to hang on his ‘masturbation tree’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Rapper and actor Lil Dicky gets real about living with a small penis and how he was born with it ‘tangled and like a corkscrew’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Man thinks he’s seen a doughnut UFO above Dudley – 10 years after the ‘Dudley Dorito’

by EvilDed to /s/conspiracy from (metro.co.uk)

Pet raccoon spends his days riding a boat and hanging out with a golden retriever

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Video: BBC airs HD footage of two slugs going at it and intertwining their giant penises

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Tennessee Criminalizes Drag Shows

by chottohen to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Psychic reveals how he found body of missing mum Nicola Bulley

by jet199 to /s/England from (metro.co.uk)

Original Wednesday Addams star Lisa Loring dies aged 64 after suffering ‘serious stroke’

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

The Yardbirds founding guitarist Anthony Topham dies aged 75

by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from (metro.co.uk)

Dr Ranj urges British Curry Awards to ‘do better’ after lack of Asian representation and ‘racist’ joke

by jet199 to /s/SocialJusticeInAction from (metro.co.uk)

Man finds whopping frozen chip the size of a fork

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Video: Woman caught at airport carrying her boyfriend's ashes in a butt plug

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Amazon becomes first company in history to lose $1,000,000,000,000

by [deleted] to /s/finance from (metro.co.uk)

Blind man used voice activation technology to help him watch child abuse videos

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Couple on £84,000-a-year benefits let girl sleep covered in poo next to dead dog

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Mum who mowed down bus driver in Tesco car park spared jail to look after her children

by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)

Police officers carry out huge drug bust ‘disguised’ as The Avengers

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Girl, 14, cuts lip after ‘razor blade inserted inside Curly Wurly’ in Halloween prank

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

Bear ripped toddler’s arm off after she put it through fence at zoo

by Zapped to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)

Scientists develop new lethal Covid strain that would kill 80% of people infected

by jet199 to /s/Coronavirus from (metro.co.uk)

Seagull takes menacing selfie after woman leaves phone recording on beach

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Forcing workers to turn cameras on for Zoom calls ‘breaches human rights’

by [deleted] to /s/Europe from (metro.co.uk)

Wardrobe crushed woman to death ‘when she mistook it for toilet door in night’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)

Ex-gangster’s pet peacock is raising hell in his neighbourhood

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Seagull left a sticky mess after diving beak-first into bin of jam and custard

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)

Chaos as Putin cancels big speech ‘set to announce escalation of Ukraine war’

by [deleted] to /s/politics from (metro.co.uk)

Episode of children’s show Bluey ‘banned’ in the US ‘because character farted’

by [deleted] to /s/censorship from (metro.co.uk)

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