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America's 'Pervert Park' where 120 'trailer trash' sex offenders live free after jail

11 hours ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Brit wrestler 'KOs rival with bum twerk' as fans have to watch bizarre scene on repeat

11 hours ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Sicko Brits pouring tea and coffee on their cornflakes branded 'deviants'

1 day ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Horrified woman catches 'naked witches' feasting on deer's corpse with wildlife cam

1 day ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I'm a bearded lady – doctors said I couldn't have kids but I proved them wrong'

1 day ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Randy couple caught pleasuring each other on motorbike waiting at traffic lights

1 day ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Brit student caught with pics of Bart Simpson being sexually abused by Marge in a police raid on the home

2 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I fell in love with my long-lost sister after reuniting – we were sexually attracted'

2 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I mooned sports day crowd – randy men still ask for dates after seeing my bum'

3 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Back to the Future star filmed 'most obscene sex scene ever' – with cigar smoking duck

4 days ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Carjacker has his penis blasted off by armed cops in weird shootout battle

4 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Lucky couple thank golden penis-shaped god for whopping £560,000 lottery win

4 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Meth-smoking vicar who talked of sacrificing babies caught with child images

4 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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based AMAF couple wins lottery after praying to Asian penis god

4 days ago by chinamancometh to /s/TurboChangs from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Signs aliens 'invaded Wales' after sheep forensically mutilated 'from above'

5 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Doctors cut bloke's stomach open to remove deodorant can he shoved up his bum

5 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Most inbred king ever had rotten insides including testicle 'black as coal'

6 days ago by Phooey to /s/history from (dailystar.co.uk)

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ITV News' Emily Morgan dies aged 45 as Chris Ship pays tribute to 'dear friend'

6 days ago by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Seaside chippy worker scares off scumbag seagulls in eagle outfit for £200 a day

6 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Man with ‘sandpaper hands’ wants them cut off as going to the toilet is excruciating

7 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I'm 102 and thriving – good sex and sherry are key to having a long life'

8 days ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Bowel-splitter' goliath turd uncovered at motorway services sets Twitter alight

8 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Europe's 'Anarchy City' — last place with no laws where weed is smoked freely

8 days ago by Phooey to /s/WorldPolitics from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Bestiality farm' where Brit paid for sex with dog and mice were covered in lube

10 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I was called dumb for trying to fill Tesla with petrol – but had last laugh' as it's revealed she’s earning more than £500,000 a year as an adult creator

12 days ago by Phooey to /s/LateStageCapitalism from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Psycho seagulls getting high on zombie drug after nicking addicts' stashes

13 days ago by ZomFox to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Covid conspiracy doctor claimed he was 'poisoned after interview' just days before death - Dr Rashid Buttar died in mysterious circumstances just days after claiming he had been poisoned following a controversial interview with CNN about his Covid pandemic disinformation

13 days ago by neolib to /s/conspiracy from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Woman, 29, pretended to be school pupil because she ‘missed’ teenage days

16 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Sick intruders killed my cat in my microwave and smeared poo all over my house'

16 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I'm 52 stone and couldn't fit down the plane aisle - it's discrimination'

16 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Bloke uses pet python as weapon and whips victim to ground in wild street fight

17 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'My daughter's head won't stop growing, trolls make fun of her but I love her'

18 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Neighbour from hell's' loud farting through walls slammed by judge as 'horrendous'

19 days ago by ZomFox to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Wife enslaved disabled husband 'like dog' until Holby City star sister found him

21 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Blood-sucking ‘Chupacabra’ vampire feared to have killed ram found without eyes

22 days ago by Phooey to /s/conspiracy from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Fox poops in bloke's half-drunk pint outside pub as people say 'zero fox given'

23 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Randy sex-mad alligators running riot in tourist hotspot as they hunt true love

23 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Disabled woman hired a professional escort to have sex for the first time at 43

23 days ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Woman's privates left 'burning' during sex – then finds fella has 'spicy semen' from eating too much hot sauce

24 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Rampaging raccoons wreak havoc on terrified school – even falling from ceiling

24 days ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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First Brit baby with DNA from 3 people born in UK after scientific breakthrough

24 days ago by Phooey to /s/technology from (dailystar.co.uk)

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US cops 'waterboarded suspects with milk and tried to use sex toys on them'

25 days ago by Phooey to /s/PoliceMisconduct from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Muscular' pigeon with feathers on feet has people asking 'what Pokémon is that'

25 days ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Somerset Gimp Man' arrested again after 'writhing and crawling around' in latex

25 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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"I buy lollipops and I put them in my vagina...I buy them for 80p and sell them for £35. People think it's crazy but I've made a fortune"

25 days ago by Phooey to /s/LateStageCapitalism from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Woman I have amazing sex with was born male – I'm scared to tell judging family'

25 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Family breakdown as adopted kid turns out to be 'adult sociopath' with dwarfism

26 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Notorious' orangutan gropes young woman's breasts and gives kisses on command

26 days ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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People spread their cheeks for botox injections... in their rectums in order to have better anal sex

27 days ago by Phooey to /s/TumblrInAction from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I sell my farts for a living but still deserve respect – it's not an easy job'

28 days ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Erling Haaland has no respect - he farted every time we approached him'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Child Rapist' found dead hanging above road with penis cut off and stuffed in mouth in Mexico

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Andre the Giant took 'world's biggest poo' on plane that left cabin 'puking'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/history from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Bearded bloke, 70, becomes US women's poker champion after exploiting loophole

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Olympic gold medalist dies suddenly aged 32

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'We're half-siblings and have two kids – trolls tell us to burn in hell'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I spent £5k on hay fever nasal spray addiction – hospital laughed when I asked for help'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Boy savaged to death by lion after 'climbing into cage and getting stuck' at zoo

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Footballer demands EA 'deflate her boobs' after scan that will 'scare her kids'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/Gaming from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Mama bear with three young cubs sentenced to death for disembowelling jogger

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Apparently Jared Leto is a Furry cat Jesus

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I died after car crash and saw Snoop Dogg emerging from light to kill me'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Neo-Nazis clash with Satanists at SatanCon!

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Mum ditches toilet paper for reusable wipes – but dirty colour horrifies fans

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Outrage as man tries selling dead sister's dirty knickers for £10 on Facebook

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Dildo iceberg' dubbed 'Dickie Berg' is melting and may 'go limp' at any time

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Man must tell cops every time he has sex despite not being charged with crime

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Twisted man spotted by stunned cops having 'sexual contact' with horse in field

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Bloke spotted munching on raw chicken drumsticks in busy shopping centre

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Fans 'howling' as woman feeds taxi driver's 'pet crow' flying alongside cab

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Priest moans with pleasure in leaked sex tape as churchgoers denounce 'work of Satan'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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NFL draft prospect Jalen Carter was described as having a "big d***" after a reporter on the NFL Network suffered an embarrassing slip of the tongue previewing the draft

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Exorcist saw 'possessed' nun crawl up wall 'like squirrel' and 'overpower 6 men'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'World's biggest cat' as tall as a child gets behind the wheel just like humans

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/cats from (dailystar.co.uk)

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MS-13 gang member accused of savagely killing and chopping up Uber Eats driver

1 month ago by Drewski to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Hoarder hell home with 10,000 Coors Light cans filled with 'gallons of piss'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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A.I. guide mistakenly tells Tourists that Welsh national park has 'evil, milk trees and sex area'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Women has bullet removed from her clitoris in 'first of its kind' operation

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'My fake XXX cup boobs are biggest in universe – but they knock things over'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/TumblrInAction from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Man unrecognisable after extreme 23st weight loss left him with excess skin

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Bizarre' seagull sex act saw man drop pants in alley and cause bird 'suffering'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Twerking influencer slammed for honouring war dead by shaking 'juicy arse'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Gamer spends half a million pounds on skins for a video game character

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/LateStageCapitalism from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Man who married rag doll 'distraught' as ill wife is treated by paramedics

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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OnlyFans model unveils her own traffic cone merch after using one as sex toy

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/LateStageCapitalism from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Christian adult star quit teaching job for sex work as 'God told her to'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Giant Pele with 'hand for a penis' kicks off Brazil cup final and 'terrifies' fans

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Mum who called police on her own killer son as he wept says it 'broke her heart'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Faulty AI arresting innocent people' as cops are slammed over face recognition

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/technology from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'I've stopped shaving entirely – my religious family hate it but I don't care'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Hooligan' sheep terrorising tranquil village with 'muck, noise and nuisance'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Ex-Celtic and Rangers ace admits hitting ex for eating crisps while wearing his pyjamas

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Mormon mum 'banished' for OnlyFans says God watches her racy content – and 'likes it'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Case against Alec Baldwin after shooting of Halyna Hutchins on set dismissed

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/corruption from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Hitler was pervert with 'tiny deformed penis' who whipped dogs to impress women

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Naked man baptising himself in church fountain 'punched' cop after being asked to leave

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Plumber seen on camera using woman's rolling pin for 'sickening' act in bathroom

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Gran headbutted in face for calling bloke's wife 'fat' will never look the same

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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Influencer pair who thought sunlight was food source arrested after baby starved

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/TumblrInAction from (dailystar.co.uk)

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'Fit' Brit doctor who died 10 days after Covid vaccine killed by 'rare reaction'

1 month ago by Phooey to /s/VaccineInjuries from (dailystar.co.uk)

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