Woman lets rip fart during Tesco 'interview' as she's asked for 'checkout sound'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Builder cut in half by forklift explains how he 'poops and farts' with no bum

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Bigger' woman 'forced man saying no into sex because his d*** was saying yes'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Bigger' woman 'forced man saying no into sex because his d*** was saying yes'

by Zombeh to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Wild claims of 'three boob' woman 'who paid £18k to look unattractive and put off men'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I caught my neighbour-from-hell pooing in my front garden on my doorbell cam'

by Zombeh to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Mum spent three days in hospital after dog pooed in her mouth while she slept - Mum-of-three Amanda Gommo was sleeping with her mouth open when her daughter's pet chihuahua Belle violently exploded with diarrhoea

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Beijing bus drivers to have their 'emotions tracked' by government using AI bracelets

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

OnlyFans model uses glow-in-the-dark Shrek buttplug to avoid confusion during sex in the dark

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Beijing brings back the mood ring allowing bus drivers to stay hip and show off their good vibes

by SoCo to /s/mtnews from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman tries vabbing in club and vaginal scent bags her 'free drinks all night'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Cannibal pleads guilty after killing Grindr date and eating his testicles

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Prankster hijacks plane intercom and makes orgasm sounds for entire flight

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Hundreds of nudists charge into the sea for North East Skinny Dip

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Drivers could be fined £5000 for wearing baggy jeans in new rule

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman sparks rabies fears after bringing pet racoon named Rocky into bar

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

One in eight Brits want to be able to fart freely in public without being judged

by Zombeh to /s/TIL from (dailystar.co.uk)

Great white shark fitted with GPS trolls biologists with ocean 'self-portrait'

by Zombeh to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Toilet user's horror as huge spider sat on loo roll after 'bout of diarrhoea'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Laver Cup tennis protester under arrest in hospital after setting his own arm on fire

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

One in eight Brits want to be able to fart freely in public without being judged

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Six-year-old asks mum for 'boobie' in breast feeding post that sickened internet

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'We left religion behind to become swingers and it's 100% improved our marriage'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

‘My parents were so strict home felt like prison – now I’m a porn star’

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Cheeky Brits working from home are masturbating on the clock

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman 'paid' to orgasm as sex toy tester brags it's 'best job in the world'

by Psychosomatic to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman had 55 batteries in her bum and stomach - doctors say it's ‘most ever’

by Psychosomatic to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Two-headed 'Chernobyl fish' with two mouths and 'four eyes' pulled from lake

by Psychosomatic to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

‘Aggressive’ turkeys rule neighbourhood and ‘keep residents trapped in homes’

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

ClownPenis123 banned from dressing like clown after threatening to kill several blue pilled cope faggots on facebook livestream

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Naked Brits filmed splashing in puddles after heavy rain hits

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Kanye West says he's never read a book and reading is like eating brussell sprouts

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I have eight wives and I'm spornsexual'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Naked Attraction star has £8k doll made of himself to 'perform' with on OnlyFans

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Government agent wanted me to include alien secrets in TV show', says producer

by HongKongPhooey to /s/conspiracy from (dailystar.co.uk)

"Catastrophe in the cat cave": Woman regrets using hair removal cream on vagina when it's 'left like red kebab'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Lorry full of 'dildos and lube' crashes and items scatter all over motorway

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Short Google and Amazon techies spend 'fortune' to have leg breaking 'height surgery'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/RealIncels from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Curious' bloke cooks and eats pregnant cat and her unborn kittens

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Armed clown held diners hostage to 'restore Trump to president king of US'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Naked college head arrested for allegedly driving around pleasuring himself

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I breastfeed my five-year-old and don't care what trolls say – it's normal'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Dog dies after fight with porcupine leaves him with hundreds of needles in face

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Fabled 'man-eating dinosaur' croc weighing over 71 stone shot dead by hunter

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Chess genius accused of using anal beads to cheat during £300k prize tournament

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Clown fanatic says he was dumped after getting penis tattooed 'like barber pole'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Teens forced to have sex with family to 'keep blood pure during apocalypse'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Cops release CCTV of perv licking elderly woman's bum as she bends over in shop

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

STD expert says you should never brush teeth two hours before or after oral sex

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Man rides horse through McDonald's drive-thru and makes off with 100 nuggets

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

School scans pupil fingerprints in toilets to stop them tossing 'poo on ceiling'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/Surveillance from (dailystar.co.uk)

Sick creep caught on CCTV 'sniffing booty' of unsuspecting customer in pet store

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Creator of first robot artist warns AI is 'apocalyptic' and will replace humans

by HongKongPhooey to /s/technology from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bloke's 'burning' penis after sticking nicotine patch to foreskin in weird trend

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Mormon missionaries flee home after noticing lesbian couple's 'gayest in town' doormat

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Mutant piglet with elephant's trunk growing out of forehead 'sign of good luck'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Model who bought boyfriend sex doll version of herself now fears he prefers it

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Free the nipple! Bare knuckle boxer flashes boobs to the crowd after brutal KO win

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Student, 19, funds education by stripping off as 'sexy nurse' on adult platform

by HongKongPhooey to /s/LateStageCapitalism from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman shoves Big Macs down her bra as she invades McD's kitchen

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bloke who married sex doll has 'new babe' – a teddy he rubs with dirty undies before sniffing for pleasure

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Certified pre-owned' sex dolls for sale with 'tears' and 'dimpled breasts'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman mortified as boyfriend of six years turns out to be her biological brother

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Sylvester Stallone's 'cryogenically frozen body' discovered in Australia

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Hunt for 'group of men' after cop 'grinded' on at Notting Hill Carnival

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Evil sawmill worker admits raping girl, 9, and knocking all her teeth out

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Hapless monkey hunters miss crazed apes and shoot woman with tranquilliser dart

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I fart in the cheese aisle in posh supermarkets – it confuses snooty people'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman trolled for washing 'kitty' with portable bidet in public and using her hands

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Baby born with strange horn instead of legs leaves doctors mystified

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Spider baby born with four arms and four legs hailed as 'miracle of nature'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Female sex-offender groped taxi driver and exposed herself before offering to pay to sleep with him

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Man jailed for 3 years after he farted in police officer's face after being nabbed for shoplifting beer

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

The CW star Charlbi Dean dies aged just 32 after 'unexpected sudden illness'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Brits warned 'get used to drinking recycled toilet water' to avoid shortages

by HongKongPhooey to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

Necrophiliac killer butchered own grandparents before having sex with mum's head

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Totally not gay Aussie Rules Football player filmed performing sex act on teammate after losing bet

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman's horror after getting 'a mouthful of poo' while swimming in 'sewagey' UK sea

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

B&M customers split over 'pregnant dolls' which some call 'inappropriate'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Girlfriend howls as lad's 'romantic gift' ends up being 'masturbating metal man'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Cops release CCTV of mooning thief and appeal for anyone who recognises his bum

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Scientists hail 'holy grail' of life as mice embryos made without sperm or eggs

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

'My wife quit teaching to become adult star – now sex is better than ever'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Delinquent' gang of orcas terrorising sailors in 'co-ordinated' boat attacks

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Lizzo almost flashes privates as she peels off knickers in 'nearly naked' clip

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Heroic Birmingham Robin Hood: 'I track down rich influencers who flaunt wealth and use Taser to rob them'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Cheeky 'grinning' orangutan gropes woman’s breasts before planting a huge kiss

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Former Desperate Housewives hidden career cleaning horses' penises exposed

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Steamy vid chat ends in OnlyFans star spotting randy bloke has testicular cancer

by HongKongPhooey to /s/Health from (dailystar.co.uk)

Raging elderly woman slaps Jet2 steward and pees on seat after Gin & Tonic taken away from her

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman suing local FB group over claims she's having sex with her cat

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Man born with no penis gets one sculpted from arm – but it cost him £80,000

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman pulls vagina fluid 'vabbing' prank on hubby as she smears tuna on her neck

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Man killed by bull with flaming horns after it's set alight at barbaric festival

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Regular sex boosts your health as much as giving up booze and cigs, say doctors

by HongKongPhooey to /s/Health from (dailystar.co.uk)

Step-by-step guide to squirting as '69% of women experience it' during orgasm

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Boy, 8, wins Kids Mullet Championship and says iconic hairdo is a 'lifestyle'

by [deleted] to /s/funny from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman with no nipples 'confuses' public by wearing see-through top with no bra

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Letting workers nap whenever they want would 'boost profits and productivity'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Doctors remove steel cup from bloke's rectum 10 days after 'friends inserted it'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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