Sex-mad dolphins have 'gay orgies' while swimming and use headless fish as sexy toys

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Study finds 40-60% of men have man boobs - but what is actually causing it?

by Zommy to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Pablo Escobar's sex-mad 'cocaine hippos' are sterilized to stop population hitting 1,000

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Ten aliens have been captured' by humans, claims ex-US intelligence officer

by Zommy to /s/conspiracy from (dailystar.co.uk)

You should never hold in a poo – and the reason why is disgusting

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I sold my used thongs in the street for a good cause - but I only made £39'

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Doctor says what 'No Nut November' has done to your penis – and it's not good

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'We got our vaginas tattooed – one artist even went down on me mid-inking'

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Models strip naked and pose with giant fish for 2024 'erotic carp calendar'

by Zommy to /s/funny from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman dubbed 'female Terminator' after going on naked rampage around airport

by Zommy to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Backwards' tribesmen let visitors have sex with their wives as part of 'warm welcome'

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Middle-aged bloke gets off on wearing nappies – and he even 'makes messy' in them

by Zommy to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Robot crushes factory worker dead after 'mistaking him for box of vegetables'

by Zommy to /s/technology from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Frankenscience' twist with first live birth of 'chimeric' monkey

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Boffins crowned the nation’s best lovers as brains are better for bonking

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Van driver caught watching porn and 'spanking the monkey' at wheel suspended

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Space war fears grow as Israel official admits 'we are interested in space weapons'

by Zommy to /s/space from (dailystar.co.uk)

Hen do woman gives man oral sex through glory hole but is sickened to learn his identity

by Zommy to /s/offbeat from (dailystar.co.uk)

Huge chunks of blubber rained down on beach after whale was blown up with dynamite

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Grieving monkey travels 25 miles to funeral of man who fed him and ‘cries’ beside body …

by [deleted] to /s/animals from (dailystar.co.uk)

Clown stalking UK village leaving residents terrified mocks police on social media

by Zommy to /s/funny from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Undress anybody' AI puts A-list deepfakes in adult films – and 'no one's safe'. Hey, if they refuse to show their tits we can put some on them anyway.

by IkeConn to /s/SaidIt from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bloke who spent £12.5k to become 'dog' says he's 'shunned by real canines'

by Zommy to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

NASA snaps never-before-seen photo of 'unique' space pasta 'ravioli moon'

by Zommy to /s/space from (dailystar.co.uk)

Snake catcher's shock sex dungeon call out saw him leg it in fear of being 'tied up and whipped'

by Zommy to /s/funny from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bloodthirsty seagulls filmed eating animals whole – including helpless rabbit

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Speed camera catches dog behind wheel of moving car as driver fined

by Zommy to /s/funny from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Life is a computer game controlled by aliens' as expert claims Elon Musk is believer

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bizarre 'poo attraction' opens in the UK with vomiting robot and turd hats

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Drunk raccoons with taste for ale are breaking into homes on the p*ss across UK

by Zommy to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Women should stop having sex with men – it's not enjoyable and all about them'

by jet199 to /s/Relationships from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bizarre Russian student initiation with 'naked bum slapping' and 'improvised' pelting in Moscow's State University of Management

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Gwyneth Paltrow comes clean on why she stopped flogging infamous £58 vagina candle

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I embraced full beard after growing tired of shaving – fans should worship me' 😂

by Zommy to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Grinning teenager 'had sex in front of families on beach' after umbrella attack

by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I ditched being a scientist to flog saucy pics – now I've bought my first Mercedes'

by DrRaccoon to /s/LateStageCapitalism from (dailystar.co.uk)

Open streaker covered in tiger body paint ran around course with breasts out

by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Brits are selling their used undies – and it makes a surprising amount of money

by DrRaccoon to /s/LateStageCapitalism from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I have small boobs, my aunt said "they'll pop out" but I'm 22 and still waiting'

by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Drug dealer promises customer 'a bit extra' after impressive performance on The Chase

by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

UK's fetish-themed Airbnb has a dungeon, sex swing and 'milking table'

by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Sickest ever' tourist takes a dump on passed-out holidaymaker in 'new Magaluf' resort

by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Drag Race star left with 'horror movie' injury after tucking penis too much

by DrRaccoon to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Drunken women torture and kill singing parrot after boozy night out

by DrRaccoon to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Someone pooed on the floor at our wedding – so we made guests take lie detector tests'

by DrRaccoon to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Indian pensioner caught having sex with cows in viral clip as cops hunt for victims

by DangerPenis to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

Here is your daily reminder that scientists literally know fuckall about what's in outer space and are literally making it up as they go along

by iamonlyoneman to /s/space from (dailystar.co.uk)

Teen with 2ft-long tail is worshipped as 'Hindu monkey god' – but he wants it gone

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

UFC star's crotch grabbed by coach in fight as fans say he 'needed that motivation'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I'm a bricklayer with £15k debts – but can make £600 from full sex with horny women'

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I got a skin graft on my nose after dog attack – then it started growing hair'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Vaping squirrel stuns woman at park after scurrying up tree to puff in peace

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

"Permanently and absolutely unsuitable for the job" - Rogue teacher finally sacked for avoiding work for 20 years

by hfxB0oyA to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Nudefest 2023 will see 1,000 Brits in the buff attend 'Naked Glastonbury'

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

World No6 says 'I don't think I'll wear anything' as she hails Wimbledon underwear rule

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Giant 'rabbit creature' found in Ukraine sparks wild 'Chernobyl hare' conspiracy

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Sickening video shows seagull eating squirrel whole in front of onlookers

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bloke had to have penis padlock removed after girlfriend split – she had the only key

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I had sex on a train with a stranger - I tasted dirty lust and I crave more'

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Sickening Glastonbury toilets await revellers who face loos bombed by monster poos

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bloke smashes world record by running 100 metres in 12.82 seconds wearing high heels

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Sir Alex Ferguson was left in awe by ex-Man Utd star’s ‘magnificent’ penis

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Amish women gobsmacked as they get Brazilian waxes for the first time ever

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Creepy Japanese 'boob-touching pubs' let punters 'fondle' topless women as they drink

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I'm a doctor who loves raves - trolls call me unprofessional but I won't stop'

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Bird-bothering sicko performed sex act on seagull while watching bestiality films

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Man 'had sex with dog after threatening to kill mum with hammer and burn body'

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman shares boyfriend's gravy fetish that takes getting saucy to new level

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'AI Jesus' banned from Twitch after gaining many followers - but could stage a comeback

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Doctor who kept adding his semen to woman's coffee claims he ejaculates when pooing

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Naked man arrested after being filmed 'having sex with tree' during UK heatwave

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Grandad 'tried to kick seagulls who nicked ice cream' as locals tell him not to return

by [deleted] to /s/news from (dailystar.co.uk)

Woman baffled after finding cocktail sausages on Travelodge bathroom door

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Man caught pooing down alley on CCTV blames public loos being shut in wild court hearing

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Infamous beer-guzzling duck 'injured' and rushed to vet after brawl with dog

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

James Buckley forced to ring 111 after traumatic "hard poo" like 'bowling ball' left him in agony

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Ted Kaczynski dies in prison aged 81

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Real life Game of Thrones' as angry mob force suspected thieves to march naked and whipped with belts

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

Racy models turn heads in Benidorm after caught strolling in diapers at 9am

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Face of a 'real-life Hobbit' who lived 60,000 years ago unmasked for first time

by [deleted] to /s/history from (dailystar.co.uk)

Boy's bum skewered on 15cm fence spike and left screaming in agony for 20 minutes

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'Best nudist beach in the world' comes with hilarious boner warning for visitors

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Unmarried couple publicly whipped in Indonesia after being caught kissing

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I married a rag doll who turned out to be a serial cheater – so I took away his penis'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I've grown my bush for six months – a fan paid me £5.5k to never shave again'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I go commando to let my vagina breathe - it's better than wearing a thong'

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Man's penis left 'looking like Frankenstein' after thinking he got STI from toilet seat

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Mortified woman moons gym-goers when her yoga pants get sucked off by treadmill

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Speechless customers walk out of UK pub after naked couple sit down for meal

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Animals trained to spy including RAF pigeons, CIA cats and Russian whales

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Frisky lions bonk on top of safari car as stunned tourists below 'get full show'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Women are wasting hundreds of litres of water by getting saucy in shower

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

America's 'Pervert Park' where 120 'trailer trash' sex offenders live free after jail

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (dailystar.co.uk)

Brit wrestler 'KOs rival with bum twerk' as fans have to watch bizarre scene on repeat

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Horrified woman catches 'naked witches' feasting on deer's corpse with wildlife cam

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Sicko Brits pouring tea and coffee on their cornflakes branded 'deviants'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Randy couple caught pleasuring each other on motorbike waiting at traffic lights

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I'm a bearded lady – doctors said I couldn't have kids but I proved them wrong'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

Brit student caught with pics of Bart Simpson being sexually abused by Marge in a police raid on the home

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

'I fell in love with my long-lost sister after reuniting – we were sexually attracted'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (dailystar.co.uk)

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